Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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