She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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