Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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