It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He better not be in your backpack
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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