my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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