this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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