It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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