i think my mom watched the whole time
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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