she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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