you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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