I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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