Drunk walkin through police station. America
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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