Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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