Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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