God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize