Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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