I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i would punch a child for taco bell
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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