Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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