It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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