I CAN MOONWALK!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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