i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
People in love make me want to vomit
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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