Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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