Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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