its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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