I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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