i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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