Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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