Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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