Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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