It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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