what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
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When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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