Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
birth control should be required to get into college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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