Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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