my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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