just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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