in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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