What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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