We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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