cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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