Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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