I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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