I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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