this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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