Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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