Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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