i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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