...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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