I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm passing your future prison.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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