I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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