I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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